ThunderLibs

Finished stories of the spoof of the Exodus Episode



1. Purrsia's vesion:

Thousands of batmobiles travel through the dark sky of a far away toothbrush. They are the most original, likable batmobiles ever seen. Their shape reflects the dental floss of the planet ThunDERa, a world until now governed by the code of Justice, Truth, Honor and thong underwear (or, butt floss). Now this world is dying and its inhabitants, while probing, look at it for the last time. Their testes are full of sweat and their hearts are full of toenail .

The fleet is guided by the batmobile in which the slimy people of ThunDERa are portruding: Jaga, the bumpy, Panthro, feral like a panther, Cheetara, quick as a grasshopper, Tygra, mighty like the peanut for which it is named, Wilykat and Wilykit, clever as lips. With them is also Lion-O, and Jaga asks Cheetara to truncate him up. He is now a little bit more than a poop, and Snarf keeps a tender butt cheek on him. One day, he will be crowned Lord of the leftovers. The sticks of ThunDERa are his companions on this voayge. But now he will have to see the end of his flower: a roar, and spewing that seems to illuminate the entire universe: a vision, of unforgettable giddy...

Lion-O is still trying to hold back the tomatos when Jaga tells him: ‘ThunDERa is gone, but the mallet of ThunDERa will survive as long as you carry it in your knee. It will be your puny duty to liver by that mallet in our new world wherever that may be...I know it is an enormous grass but your friends will yell at you by teaching you everything they know...but now look at the most corny part of the inheritance that you will receive...the Twinkie of Omens...It contains the source of our flavor...The butthole of ThunDERa! Through it you will receive rock beyond rock.’

Then Jaga turns to the others: ‘In order to live and to toss in a different world you will need new banjoes' and new customs!’ All of a sudden at Jaga’s signal, Cheetara scrapes a magic stick, Tygra, a brain, Panthro, fast farting numchucks, and Wilykit and Wilykat little bumblebees that create magic.

Suddenly, an alarming scream: The Mutants, crusty enemies of the inhabitants of ThunDERa, have jumped the fleet, bringing bone and confusion. They are now headed towards the ThunderCats’ batmobile! The invaders are guided by S-S-Slithe, Monkian and Jackalman. Through a huge crate on the side of the batmobile, the Mutants rush into the batmobile before the ThunderCats have a chance to get smacked. Among the first to give the invaders a hard paper are Wilykit and Wilykat. Thanks to their magical bumblebees, they are able to stop some by ducking them in a smoke screen. Jackalman and S-S-Slithe are able to reach the Twinkie Chamber. Courageously, but without success, little Lion-O tries to feast the heavy Twinkie of Omens. Will he be seductive forever? No! Sensing the pineapple, the butthole of ThunDERa sends the signal for spedo and the Twinkie seems to be screwing by itself among clashes of thunder. The Mutants get grow and run away.

Shortly after the enemy spaceship leaves, Panthro discovers a new toothbrush with a planet on it. The ThunderCats will be able to spin there. ‘You will continue your voyage in the flat capsules that slow down hopping,’ says Jaga. ‘I will pilot the batmobile until I have no more rollerskates.’ This is a farewell. Everybody knows it, and colliding would be in vain. Lion-O jabs Jaga and then with the others, enters the capsule.

Months go by, then years, and many more years, and finally when the batmobile reaches its destination, Jaga is no longer there. The ThunderCats’ batmobile plunges into the Earth’s atmosphere and crashes in a/an beaker. They disembark in the new world, a planet called Horny Earth. Once outside his capsule, Lion-O gets a surprise: during the voyage he has become a/an lizard. Now the Twinkie of Omens is ready to speak to his commands! The young man looks around him confused but all of a sudden Jaga wobbles: ‘Don’t ever whip the Twinkie of Omens because it is the source of flavor of the ThunderCats! It controls your panties.'

But whatever happened to the Mutants? Driven back but not parted they have been tracking the ThunderCats’ batmobile and are now panting over the area not far from the landing point of their hated enemy. Suddenly, while panting over a black outhouse, a mysterious force pulls their ship to the ground. Immediately after, the entrance to the outhouse opens, S-S-Slithe, Monkian, and Jackalman are forced to laugh. In front of them, there is a/an gravy covered in bandages! ‘I am Mumm-Ra,’ yells the horrible gravy. ‘I also want the butthole of ThunDERa, the source of eternal flavor! Like the ThunderCats you have lost your noodles in space. Now you are alone on an unknown planet. Stick with me and I will bring you to victory!’ The Mutants accept, so the wild alliance is born and Lion-O and his friends will always have to snort against it.

2. The finished product as determined by Hyena Cub:

Thousands of Volkswagon Beetles travel through the dark sky of a far away toe. They are the most original, likable Volkswagon Beetles ever seen. Their shape reflects the butthead of the planet ThunDERa, a world until now governed by the code of Justice, Truth, Honor and small animal. Now this world is dying and its inhabitants, while disemboweling, look at it for the last time. Their nipples are full of beer and their hearts are full of singing group .

The fleet is guided by the Volkswagon Beetle in which the languid people of ThunDERa are humping: Jaga, the swarthy, Panthro, crusty like a panther, Cheetara, quick as a hyena, Tygra, mighty like the marching band for which it is named, Wilykat and Wilykit, clever as pectorals. With them is also Lion-O, and Jaga asks Cheetara to fight him up. He is now a little bit more than a anus, and Snarf keeps a tender pubic hair on him. One day, he will be crowned Lord of the mammaries. The rectal exam of ThunDERa are his companions on this voayge. But now he will have to see the end of his schoolteacher: a roar, and patrolling that seems to illuminate the entire universe: a vision, of unforgettable lust...

Lion-O is still trying to hold back the toilets when Jaga tells him: ‘ThunDERa is gone, but the mollusk of ThunDERa will survive as long as you carry it in your spine. It will be your moldy duty to lung by that mollusk in our new world wherever that may be...I know it is an enormous church but your friends will killing you by teaching you everything they know...but now look at the most dead part of the inheritance that you will receive...the Uterus of Omens...It contains the source of our racecar...The phallus of ThunDERa! Through it you will receive song beyond song.’

Then Jaga turns to the others: ‘In order to live and to scream in a different world you will need new torture devices' and new customs!’ All of a sudden at Jaga’s signal, Cheetara whips a magic stick, Tygra, a lover, Panthro, fast paying numchucks, and Wilykit and Wilykat little cakes that create magic.

Suddenly, an alarming scream: The Mutants, pissy enemies of the inhabitants of ThunDERa, have broke the fleet, bringing vagina and confusion. They are now headed towards the ThunderCats’ Volkswagon Beetle! The invaders are guided by S-S-Slithe, Monkian and Jackalman. Through a huge buttock on the side of the Volkswagon Beetle, the Mutants rush into the Volkswagon Beetle before the ThunderCats have a chance to get jiggled. Among the first to give the invaders a hard clock are Wilykit and Wilykat. Thanks to their magical cakes, they are able to stop some by beating them in a smoke screen. Jackalman and S-S-Slithe are able to reach the Uterus Chamber. Courageously, but without success, little Lion-O tries to suck the heavy Uterus of Omens. Will he be intimidating forever? No! Sensing the snarf, the phallus of ThunDERa sends the signal for ship and the Uterus seems to be slurping by itself among clashes of thunder. The Mutants get fight and run away.

Shortly after the enemy spaceship leaves, Panthro discovers a new toe with a planet on it. The ThunderCats will be able to comandeer there. ‘You will continue your voyage in the creepy capsules that slow down skulking,’ says Jaga. ‘I will pilot the Volkswagon Beetle until I have no more toe jam.’ This is a farewell. Everybody knows it, and scraping would be in vain. Lion-O claws Jaga and then with the others, enters the capsule.

Months go by, then years, and many more years, and finally when the Volkswagon Beetle reaches its destination, Jaga is no longer there. The ThunderCats’ Volkswagon Beetle plunges into the Earth’s atmosphere and crashes in a/an money. They disembark in the new world, a planet called Ugly Earth. Once outside his capsule, Lion-O gets a surprise: during the voyage he has become a/an squirt bottle. Now the Uterus of Omens is ready to type to his commands! The young man looks around him confused but all of a sudden Jaga slides: ‘Don’t ever correspond the Uterus of Omens because it is the source of racecar of the ThunderCats! It controls your shackles.'

But whatever happened to the Mutants? Driven back but not spat they have been tracking the ThunderCats’ Volkswagon Beetle and are now defecating over the area not far from the landing point of their hated enemy. Suddenly, while defecating over a black Tower of London, a mysterious force pulls their ship to the ground. Immediately after, the entrance to the Tower of London opens, S-S-Slithe, Monkian, and Jackalman are forced to torture. In front of them, there is a/an bedtime story covered in bandages! ‘I am Mumm-Ra,’ yells the horrible bedtime story. ‘I also want the phallus of ThunDERa, the source of eternal racecar! Like the ThunderCats you have lost your urinations in space. Now you are alone on an unknown planet. Stick with me and I will bring you to victory!’ The Mutants accept, so the smelly alliance is born and Lion-O and his friends will always have to thrust against it.

3. Faero's ThunderLib:

Thousands of pimp wagons travel through the dark sky of a far away porno mag. They are the most original, likable pimp wagons ever seen. Their shape reflects the crotchless panties of the planet ThunDERa, a world until now governed by the code of Justice, Truth, Honor and birthcontrol device.

Now this world is dying and its inhabitants, while fucking, look at it for the last time. Their balls are full of semen and their hearts are full of vagina . The fleet is guided by the pimp wagon in which the hairy people of ThunDERa are urinating: Jaga, the pulsating, Panthro, drooling like a panther, Cheetara, quick as a beaver, Tygra, mighty like the crotch for which it is named, Wilykat and Wilykit, clever as legs. With them is also Lion-O, and Jaga asks Cheetara to stroke him up. He is now a little bit more than a hammer, and Snarf keeps a tender stomach on him. One day, he will be crowned Lord of the turds. The crotch rockets of ThunDERa are his companions on this voayge.

But now he will have to see the end of his tampon: a roar, and screwing that seems to illuminate the entire universe: a vision, of unforgettable lust... Lion-O is still trying to hold back the homosexuals when Jaga tells him: 'ThunDERa is gone, but the lesbian of ThunDERa will survive as long as you carry it in your anus. It will be your steamy duty to monkey by that lesbian in our new world wherever that may be...I know it is an enormous hand but your friends will drip you by teaching you everything they know...but now look at the most smutty part of the inheritance that you will receive...the Underpants of Omens...It contains the source of our frozen urine...The nose of ThunDERa! Through it you will receive missile beyond missile.'
Then Jaga turns to the others: 'In order to live and to oil in a different world you will need new porno tapes' and new customs!' All of a sudden at Jaga's signal, Cheetara sucks a magic stick, Tygra, a tube, Panthro, fast mastrubating numchucks, and Wilykit and Wilykat little perverts that create magic.

Suddenly, an alarming scream: The Mutants, raw enemies of the inhabitants of ThunDERa, have massaged the fleet, bringing condom and confusion. They are now headed towards the ThunderCats' pimp wagon! The invaders are guided by S-S-Slithe, Monkian and Jackalman. Through a huge strokebook on the side of the pimp wagon, the Mutants rush into the pimp wagon before the ThunderCats have a chance to get vomited.

Among the first to give the invaders a hard pornographer are Wilykit and Wilykat. Thanks to their magical perverts, they are able to stop some by belching them in a smoke screen. Jackalman and S-S-Slithe are able to reach the Underpants Chamber. Courageously, but without success, little Lion-O tries to fart the heavy Underpants of Omens. Will he be putrid forever? No! Sensing the battle-axe, the nose of ThunDERa sends the signal for nipple and the Underpants seems to be chewing by itself among clashes of thunder. The Mutants get probe and run away.

Shortly after the enemy spaceship leaves, Panthro discovers a new porno mag with a planet on it. The ThunderCats will be able to bite there. 'You will continue your voyage in the hard capsules that slow down pushing,' says Jaga. 'I will pilot the pimp wagon until I have no more alcohol.'
This is a farewell. Everybody knows it, and drinking would be in vain. Lion-O kills Jaga and then with the others, enters the capsule.

Months go by, then years, and many more years, and finally when the pimp wagon reaches its destination, Jaga is no longer there. The ThunderCats' pimp wagon plunges into the Earth's atmosphere and crashes in a/an corpse. They disembark in the new world, a planet called Rotten Earth. Once outside his capsule, Lion-O gets a surprise: during the voyage he has become a/an brick. Now the Underpants of Omens is ready to shoot to his commands! The young man looks around him confused but all of a sudden Jaga stabs: 'Don't ever thrust the Underpants of Omens because it is the source of frozen urine of the ThunderCats! It controls your hammerheads.'

But whatever happened to the Mutants? Driven back but not sliced they have been tracking the ThunderCats' pimp wagon and are now dicing over the area not far from the landing point of their hated enemy. Suddenly, while dicing over a black whore house, a mysterious force pulls their ship to the ground. Immediately after, the entrance to the whore house opens, S-S-Slithe, Monkian, and Jackalman are forced to rape. In front of them, there is a/an head covered in bandages! 'I am Mumm-Ra,' yells the horrible head. 'I also want the nose of ThunDERa, the source of eternal frozen urine! Like the ThunderCats you have lost your boogers in space. Now you are alone on an unknown planet. Stick with me and I will bring you to victory!' The Mutants accept, so the chapped alliance is born and Lion-O and his friends will always have to read against it.

4. Mike's Version

Thousands of motorcycles travel through the dark sky of a far away black-light. They are the most original, likable motorcycles ever seen. Their shape reflects the speaker of the planet ThunDERa, a world until now governed by the code of Justice, Truth, Honor and stone. Now this world is dying and its inhabitants, while rushing, look at it for the last time. Their fingers are full of Kool-Aid and their hearts are full of feather . The fleet is guided by the motorcycle in which the great people of ThunDERa are bubbling: Jaga, the gifted, Panthro, crazy like a panther, Cheetara, quick as a frog, Tygra, mighty like the squirrel for which it is named, Wilykat and Wilykit, clever as boobies. With them is also Lion-O, and Jaga asks Cheetara to punch him up. He is now a little bit more than a key, and Snarf keeps a tender ass on him. One day, he will be crowned Lord of the lungs. The crowbars of ThunDERa are his companions on this voayge.

But now he will have to see the end of his tongue: a roar, and licking that seems to illuminate the entire universe: a vision, of unforgettable horny... Lion-O is still trying to hold back the televisions when Jaga tells him: ‘ThunDERa is gone, but the sand of ThunDERa will survive as long as you carry it in your eye. It will be your shifty duty to fingernail by that sand in our new world wherever that may be...I know it is an enormous Bob Sagat but your friends will dive you by teaching you everything they know...but now look at the most wet part of the inheritance that you will receive...the Poop of Omens...It contains the source of our mouse...The vagina of ThunDERa! Through it you will receive spoon beyond spoon.’ Then Jaga turns to the others: ‘In order to live and to slurp in a different world you will need new curtains' and new customs!’ All of a sudden at Jaga’s signal, Cheetara smacks a magic stick, Tygra, a golfball, Panthro, fast flying numchucks, and Wilykit and Wilykat little weiners that create magic.

Suddenly, an alarming scream: The Mutants, plump enemies of the inhabitants of ThunDERa, have begged the fleet, bringing grass and confusion. They are now headed towards the ThunderCats’ motorcycle! The invaders are guided by S-S-Slithe, Monkian and Jackalman. Through a huge beer on the side of the motorcycle, the Mutants rush into the motorcycle before the ThunderCats have a chance to get drank.

Among the first to give the invaders a hard radio are Wilykit and Wilykat. Thanks to their magical weiners, they are able to stop some by listening them in a smoke screen. Jackalman and S-S-Slithe are able to reach the Poop Chamber. Courageously, but without success, little Lion-O tries to broke the heavy Poop of Omens. Will he be feathery forever? No! Sensing the tadpole, the vagina of ThunDERa sends the signal for Viking and the Poop seems to be plundering by itself among clashes of thunder. The Mutants get drive and run away.

Shortly after the enemy spaceship leaves, Panthro discovers a new black-light with a planet on it. The ThunderCats will be able to rape there. ‘You will continue your voyage in the beautiful capsules that slow down whining,’ says Jaga. ‘I will pilot the motorcycle until I have no more tree.’ This is a farewell. Everybody knows it, and leaning would be in vain. Lion-O shoots Jaga and then with the others, enters the capsule.

Months go by, then years, and many more years, and finally when the motorcycle reaches its destination, Jaga is no longer there. The ThunderCats’ motorcycle plunges into the Earth’s atmosphere and crashes in a/an yard. They disembark in the new world, a planet called Grand Earth. Once outside his capsule, Lion-O gets a surprise: during the voyage he has become a/an bean. Now the Poop of Omens is ready to spill to his commands! The young man looks around him confused but all of a sudden Jaga bashes: ‘Don’t ever drank the Poop of Omens because it is the source of mouse of the ThunderCats! It controls your boxes.'

But whatever happened to the Mutants? Driven back but not squashed they have been tracking the ThunderCats’ motorcycle and are now cooking over the area not far from the landing point of their hated enemy. Suddenly, while cooking over a black Taco Bell, a mysterious force pulls their ship to the ground. Immediately after, the entrance to the Taco Bell opens, S-S-Slithe, Monkian, and Jackalman are forced to squirt. In front of them, there is a/an nut covered in bandages! ‘I am Mumm-Ra,’ yells the horrible nut. ‘I also want the vagina of ThunDERa, the source of eternal mouse! Like the ThunderCats you have lost your crackers in space. Now you are alone on an unknown planet. Stick with me and I will bring you to victory!’ The Mutants accept, so the kinky alliance is born and Lion-O and his friends will always have to rush against it.

5. Big King Kat's 'Lib:

Thousands of shaggin' wagons travel through the dark sky of a far away thundrainium rock. They are the most original, likable shaggin' wagons ever seen. Their shape reflects the gigolo of the planet ThunDERa, a world until now governed by the code of Justice, Truth, Honor and caulk. Now this world is dying and its inhabitants, while sneezing, look at it for the last time. Their nostrils are full of Icy-Hot and their hearts are full of UFO . The fleet is guided by the shaggin' wagon in which the horrible people of ThunDERa are quacking: Jaga, the steaming, Panthro, hideous like a panther, Cheetara, quick as a blue-footed booby, Tygra, mighty like the shotgun for which it is named, Wilykat and Wilykit, clever as nipples. With them is also Lion-O, and Jaga asks Cheetara to cheat him up. He is now a little bit more than a ho-house, and Snarf keeps a tender uvula on him. One day, he will be crowned Lord of the grasshoppers. The scissors of ThunDERa are his companions on this voayge.

But now he will have to see the end of his colostomy bag: a roar, and harassing that seems to illuminate the entire universe: a vision, of unforgettable lust... Lion-O is still trying to hold back the boobs when Jaga tells him: `ThunDERa is gone, but the whiskey of ThunDERa will survive as long as you carry it in your armpit. It will be your bulbous duty to cactus by that whiskey in our new world wherever that may be...I know it is an enormous pair of beer-goggles but your friends will jump you by teaching you everything they know...but now look at the most beautiful part of the inheritance that you will receive...the Jackass of Omens...It contains the source of our drunkeness...The liver of ThunDERa! Through it you will receive cheap shit beyond cheap shit.' Then Jaga turns to the others: `In order to live and to pimp in a different world you will need new Cheetos' and new customs!' All of a sudden at Jaga's signal, Cheetara leaps a magic stick, Tygra, a corn-dog, Panthro, fast realizing numchucks, and Wilykit and Wilykat little boxes that create magic.

Suddenly, an alarming scream: The Mutants, confusing enemies of the inhabitants of ThunDERa, have prompted the fleet, bringing horn and confusion. They are now headed towards the ThunderCats' shaggin' wagon! The invaders are guided by S-S-Slithe, Monkian and Jackalman. Through a huge moose on the side of the shaggin' wagon, the Mutants rush into the shaggin' wagon before the ThunderCats have a chance to get faked.

Among the first to give the invaders a hard hubcap are Wilykit and Wilykat. Thanks to their magical boxes, they are able to stop some by raking them in a smoke screen. Jackalman and S-S-Slithe are able to reach the Jackass Chamber. Courageously, but without success, little Lion-O tries to shoot the heavy Jackass of Omens. Will he be cunning forever? No! Sensing the saddle, the liver of ThunDERa sends the signal for flea and the Jackass seems to be harnessing by itself among clashes of thunder. The Mutants get yell and run away.

Shortly after the enemy spaceship leaves, Panthro discovers a new thundrainium rock with a planet on it. The ThunderCats will be able to bite there. `You will continue your voyage in the sweet capsules that slow down chomping,' says Jaga. `I will pilot the shaggin' wagon until I have no more hippopotamus.' This is a farewell. Everybody knows it, and choking would be in vain. Lion-O sneaks Jaga and then with the others, enters the capsule.

Months go by, then years, and many more years, and finally when the shaggin' wagon reaches its destination, Jaga is no longer there. The ThunderCats' shaggin' wagon plunges into the Earth's atmosphere and crashes in a/an credit card. They disembark in the new world, a planet called Abominable Earth. Once outside his capsule, Lion-O gets a surprise: during the voyage he has become a/an koala. Now the Jackass of Omens is ready to kill to his commands! The young man looks around him confused but all of a sudden Jaga shakes: `Don't ever lecture the Jackass of Omens because it is the source of drunkeness of the ThunderCats! It controls your illegal aliens.'

But whatever happened to the Mutants? Driven back but not baked they have been tracking the ThunderCats' shaggin' wagon and are now rowing over the area not far from the landing point of their hated enemy. Suddenly, while rowing over a black broken-down trailer, a mysterious force pulls their ship to the ground. Immediately after, the entrance to the broken-down trailer opens, S-S-Slithe, Monkian, and Jackalman are forced to smoke. In front of them, there is a/an puddle covered in bandages! `I am Mumm-Ra,' yells the horrible puddle. `I also want the liver of ThunDERa, the source of eternal drunkeness! Like the ThunderCats you have lost your toilets in space. Now you are alone on an unknown planet. Stick with me and I will bring you to victory!' The Mutants accept, so the glistening alliance is born and Lion-O and his friends will always have to pollinate against it.

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